Good screw

It was about then that one of my next door neighbours came out with a hot cup of coffee and a brandy (It is the same 30 year old that will appear in a couple more stories, I'd always fancied her and as you may have guessed, narrowly missed having sex with at a future date) - however, the last thing on my mind at this moment was fornicating as my winkle had withdrawn deep into my body due to the intense cold and the only good screw I could think about was the one I'd just broken off deep into my cylinder block.

It was a welcome coffee and brandy however, gave me renewed hope and strength. Within two hours the job was as good as new, fortunately, there was a piece of bolt left to get the mole grips on and the water pump was quite happy, in the interim, to operate on just the five bolts left.

I then unfroze the bottom hoses and radiator, put in some anti-freeze and the job was a bobby-dazzler. Simple, pity I hadn't thought of that particular solution earlier, took me hours to coax my penis back out into the daylight with a piece of cheese.